Monday, August 15, 2005

TODAY’S NON – SEQUITURS


A “ non-sequitur “ – (for those of you raddled with insecurity at the mention of such a word ) – is a statement which appears to bear no relationship to the topic under discussion.


Here’s the sort of non-sequitur one might find in everyday life:

You: “ I really need a raise , boss !”

Boss: “ I’m thinking of going to Bermuda for my vacation this year.”


Here are todays non-sequitur stories. Should you find any relationship in them ….please keep it to yourself !


So Sorry ! Japan apologized yesterday for having started WWII , having invaded all those countries, and having killed off potential customers for Japanese made goods.


Flat Screen TV: Prices are coming down – as much as 35 % - but you probably won’t be able to afford one anyway.


Lance Armstrong has announced he doesn’t want to run for governor of Texas – or bike for him, for that matter.


Fuel Prices are higher, but a California man says his modified Prius gets up to 250 mpg….on those steep downhill runs.


Cindy Sheehan is still in the news – but media attention seems to be shifting away from her , as others compete for the spotlight :


http://news.yahoo.com/photo/050809/480/nyr11208091825;_ylt=AkH8lCK10lCYWbwYrSrt080DW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl



My Wife says it’s time to stop this nonsense so we can go shopping.

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