Friday, September 30, 2005

Some Suggestions for the Network Execs


I’ve been watching as much of the new TV shows as I can stand- usually about the first 5 to 6 minutes – commercials included.

Having subjected myself to that torment, I feel entitled to make a few suggestions. (No extra charge, of course !)


The Ghost Whisperer: Let’s liven thing up a bit ! If dead people need somebody to explain to them that they are really and truly dead, let’s
put Judge Judy on the job !


Judge Judy : Read my lips , Skeletor ! I don’t care who your widow is fooling around with , or how she’s spending your pukey little estate !

Skeletor : But-but –but…

Judge Judy : Skeletor, I’ll bet you haven’t paid child support in… (glances at document, sneers viciously ) seven and one-half years !

Skeletor : ( shocked expression ) But-but Ah’m day-edd !

Judge Judy : ( Smirks triumphantly ) That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you, cuckoohead ! ( Raps knuckles against side of head.)

Skeletor : Looks at judge with dismay, then slowly de-materializes.

Widow : That’s tellin’ him Judge ! I allays hated thet cheap, no-good ,womanizin’ (bleeped) !

Judge Judy : Don’t push your luck, sweetheart ! And, by the way,there’s something new called “Dentistry”. You might want to consider spending a few bucks on it.

Judgment for the Defendant ! Get outa here !!
______________________________________________________

What do you think guys ? Want me to try some other shows ?

No ? Okay, okay ! No need to call security ! I’m outa here !!

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